PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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