You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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