Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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