There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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