I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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