butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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