no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize
