if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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