I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
either way he was missing a nipple.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
