someone owes me an orgasm
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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