You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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