:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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