never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
