thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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