If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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