BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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