drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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