Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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