i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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