Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
