so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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