Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Never underestimate the power of titties
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