i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
