Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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