And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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