he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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