walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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