Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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