whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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