I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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