what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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