I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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