she was so not down for the gang bang
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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