Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he shaved USA in his pubs
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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