he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
