she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize
