Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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