My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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