That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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