Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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