ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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