whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
everyone is single if you try hard enough
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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