we have officially lost it.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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