He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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