Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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