I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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