lets start a swedish sibling band together
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
do nipples grow back?
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