I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
high people should be assigned attendants
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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