so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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