singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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