haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Nicole vs. Life
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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