If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Drake has all the answers
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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