hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Randomize
